ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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@3 days ago with 182983 notes

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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@4 days ago with 263489 notes

Sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual.

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@4 days ago with 56221 notes

carryonmywaywardgenitalia:

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I’d PAY for this sex tape

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@10 months ago with 54 notes

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones)

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@12 months ago with 146 notes

illkim:

Turn-ons: Boys

Interests: Boys

Hobbies: Boys

Dislikes: Boys

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"The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do."

@1 year ago with 1 note
taipailove:

"SHELDON I KNEW YOU WERE A FANGIRL BUT I DIDN´T KNEW YOU WERE that KIND OF FANGIRL" on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/112072465/via/miranda1020v

taipailove:

"SHELDON I KNEW YOU WERE A FANGIRL BUT I DIDN´T KNEW YOU WERE that KIND OF FANGIRL" on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/112072465/via/miranda1020v

@3 days ago with 19 notes

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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@4 days ago with 229070 notes

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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@12 months ago with 418965 notes

pospiscal:

sexual orientation: not u

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@12 months ago with 111499 notes

deathstarinmordor:

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lockwood-ty:

I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.

The one thing that Twilight has done right.

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I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.

LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.

this is

I can’t 

what

yes

my brain is 

WHAT

LMFAO

CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD. 

The editing was amazing! XD

Sweet mother of God.

Get. On. My. Blog

holy shit

that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha

5 years

5 movies

all spent crying over bella/edward

and within 2 minutes

suddenly i ship the fuck out of this

Oh my fucking christ

I paused the video

If this was the real Twilight I would have actually watched the movies

I would actually tolerate the movie/book series if it was Edward/Jacob.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

OMG I JUST EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT?!?!

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@1 year ago with 143962 notes